| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?One minds the train, the other trains the mind.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, "What are we going to d... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?Driver: My brakes dont wo... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet.As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of the... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man drivingthat he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone."I was only going 40... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What sort of a car has your dad got? I cant remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car.... more
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