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Category:Firefighter jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A man calls the fire department and says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden.""Very nice," the firefighter says, "but what does that have to do with the fire service?""Well," the man answers, "the house next door is on fire and I dont want you to trample my front yard."
 
 


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