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| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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