| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Why is your nose in the middle of your face?Because it is the scenter (centre).... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes |
| Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice.... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes |
| Fred: Youve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, its roamin all over your face.... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes |
| My teachers got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes |
| Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes |
| Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.Henry: If youre so smart, what did I have?Counselor: Egg... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes |
| Boy monster: Youve got a face like a million dollars !Girl monster: Have I really ?Boy monster: Yes - its green and wrin... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes |
| You can read his mind in his face. Yes, its usually a complete blank.... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes |
| Freds new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Boy: Youve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? its green and wrinkly.... more
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