Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship its called cargo?

1. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

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2. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

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3. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

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4. How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?

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5. What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?

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6. How come wrong numbers are never busy?

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7. You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

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8. If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?

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9. If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?

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10. Why do you need a drivers licence to buy liquor when you cant drink and drive?

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