| 1. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Teacher: Tommy Russell, youre late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. Its my bus - its always coming late. Teacher: Well, if its... more
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| 2. | Category: Bus jokes |
| What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Which end of a bus is it best to get off?It doesnt matter. Both ends stop.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: Theres an a... more
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| 5. | Category: Bus jokes |
| What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!... more
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| 6. | Category: Bus jokes |
| When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but its very hard getti... more
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| 7. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didnt hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!... more
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| 9. | Category: Bus jokes |
| What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, youd stand up... more
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