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| Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, youd stand up... more
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| Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, theyre stopping to let the p... more
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| 3. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!... more
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| Is everyone in the bus? asked the driver before he closed the door. No, called a lady, wait until I get my clothes on. A... more
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| Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: Theres an a... more
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| How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| What "bus" crossed the ocean?Columbus.... more
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| What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.... more
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| Q: What is a bus ?A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Which end of a bus is it best to get off?It doesnt matter. Both ends stop.... more
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