home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Dog jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 557   Joke: A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said "Sorry mate no dogs allowed in here!" The dog said "Oh please dont be like that, Im trained and I wont cause any trouble!" The bar man was astonished at the talking dog and sat and chatted with the dog and its owner. After a while the owner went to the toilet and the barman saw his chance for a prank. He said to the dog "Would you do me a favor as a wind up, will you go down to my friends bakers shop and order a loaf of bread??" "Sure!" Replied the dog. The bar man gave the dog a fiver and the dog left.When the owner came out of the toilet he went into a panic when he saw his dog had gone. The barman said "Its ok hes gone down to the bakery for me" The owner was livid "It IS NOT OK hes never been out on his own, anything could happen to him he could get run over.The owner spent the next hour searching for his dog, walking the str eets frantically. As he was walking he heard strange noises coming from an ally way, he went down and there was his dog having its wicked way with a lady poodle. "ROVER!" Shouted the owner "Youve had me worried sick, whats the matter with you youve never dissapeared like this before!" The dog replied "Ive never had a fiver before!"   More Dog Jokes: 1.    Category: Dog jokes   How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?Delighted.... more 2.    Category: Dog jokes   What do you call a sheepdogs tail that can tell tall stories ?A shaggy dogs tale !... more 3.    Category: Dog jokes   What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?The wrong answer.... more 4.    Category: Dog jokes   Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape?He was colour-blind.... more 5.    Category: Dog jokes   How did the dog make gold soup?He put in 24 carrots.... more 6.    Category: Dog jokes   What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!... more 7.    Category: Dog jokes   What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ?Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!... more 8.    Category: Dog jokes   Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog barking in a mirror.... more 9.    Category: Dog jokes   Why do dogs wag their tails ?"Because no one else will do it for them !"... more 10.    Category: Dog jokes   Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts