home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Dog jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 460   Joke: A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Pssst you come over here!" He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound. "yes over here!" Said the greyhound "Look at me Im tied up here, I should be racing I won 14 races in my carrer you know?" The man thought to himself "Oh my god a talking dog, I have to have it, it will make me rich, tv appearances cabaret bookings" So he goes in search of the owner.He found the owner and said "Id like to buy your dog, is he for sale??" The owner says "No mate you dont want that old moth eaten thing!" "But I do!" Insisted the man "Illl give you 1000 pounds for him. "Ok said the owner but I think your making a big mistake!" Handing over the money the man said "Why do you think that?" The man replied "Because that dogs a bloody liar its never won a race in its life!"   More Dog Jokes: 1.    Category: Dog jokes   What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?A computer with a lot of bites !... more 2.    Category: Dog jokes   What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ?He gets splinters in his mouth !... more 3.    Category: Dog jokes   Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: Its the leash I can... more 4.    Category: Dog jokes   What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ?Dingo Starr !... more 5.    Category: Dog jokes   What is a Chihuahuas favorite sport? Miniature golf!... more 6.    Category: Dog jokes   What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?A bud hound !... more 7.    Category: Dog jokes   What do you call a black Eskimo dog ?A dusky husky !... more 8.    Category: Dog jokes   Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?He was trying to make both ends meet !... more 9.    Category: Dog jokes   What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an... more 10.    Category: Dog jokes   What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?A dog that chases cars - and catches them !... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts