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Category:Brother and sister jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. Sis, he said, I wish youd sing Christmas carols.Thats nice of you, Alfie, she replied. Why ?Then Id only have to hear you once a year !
 
 


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