Why do you need a drivers licence to buy liquor when you cant drink and drive?

1. If you didnt get caught, did you really do it?

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2. Why isnt phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

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3. Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

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4. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

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5. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

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6. If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?

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7. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

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8. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?

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9. You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

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10. If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?

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