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| Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?A: In case they have to draw blood.... more
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| The Doctor was puzzled "Im very sorry but I cant diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must be drink. ""Dont worry... more
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| 3. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.... more
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| 4. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift!Well tell her to come inI cant she doesnt stop at this floor!... more
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| 5. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?Of course, come back tomorrow!... more
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| 6. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a dog.How long have you felt like this?Ever since I was a puppy!... more
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| 7. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?Well, I ouldnt start watching any... more
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| 8. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor Ive got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet.Sounds like youve got Foot and Mouth disease!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffeeHave you tried taking the spoon out?... more
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| 10. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient: Im in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: Youve had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor:... more
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