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| A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fa... more
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| 2. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?It took her two weeks to realize that she wasnt at work... more
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| 3. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!Stick your foot out and trip it up!... more
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| 4. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he s... more
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| 5. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| A man walks into a doctors office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear... more
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| 6. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.... more
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| 7. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Doctor Doctor I keep thinking Im a caterpillar Dont worry youll soon change!... more
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| 8. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a nit Will you get out of my hair!... more
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| 9. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change yet.... more
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| 10. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure?Doctor: Yes, that is true.P: And, is it true that... more
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