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Category:Divorce jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:4 stars     
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Joke:Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said:"Im going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month." To which the womans about-to-be ex replied: "Thats mightykind of you, judge. Ill try to help her all I can, too."
 
 


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