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Category:Divorce jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:3 stars     
Views:1043
 
Joke:Two men are talking. The first sez, "I got married because I was tiredof eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearingshabby clothes.""Amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very samereasons."
 
 


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