Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldnt figure out who the other mother was.

1. Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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2. A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned.Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub.

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3. A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I cant believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"

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4. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the brunette yells "TORNADO!" All the people turned around and looked and the brunette ran away. Next, its the redheads turn. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the redhead yells "HURRICANE!" Once again all the people turn around to look for the hurricane and the redhead runs away.Finally, its the blondes turn. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the blonde yells "FIRE!" and gets shot.

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5. A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunettes tree. When they ask who is up there, the brunette makes chipmunk noises. Finally, when the police go to the blondes tree and ask who is up there, the blonde goes,"MOOOOOOOOOO!"

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6. Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?A: Married.

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7. What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!

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8. What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!

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9. Q: Why do blondes drive VWs?A: Because they can spell it.

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10. Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?A: One.

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