Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine?A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.

1. Q: How do you confuse a blonde?A: You dont. Theyre born that way.

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2. Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?A: A thought.

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3. Q: What do Blondes say after sex?A1: Thanks Guys.A2: Are you boys all in the same band?A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

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4. A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results, put on two coats".

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5. Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum?A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.

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6. Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?

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7. Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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8. Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ?A: She wasnt used to the front seat!

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9. Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows?A: It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.

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10. Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?A. An interpreter.

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