Did you hear about the blonde who put "Sagittarius" at the bottom of application forms where it said "Sign Here".

1. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didnt want to wake the sleeping tablets!

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2. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.

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3. Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?A. A rebel without a clue!

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4. Q: Why dont blondes eat bananas?A1: They cant find the zipper.A2: They cant find the pull tab.

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5. A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, "You dumb blonde bimbo! Its blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim Id come out there and give you whats coming to you!"

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6. Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?A: They want to measure their intelligence.

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7. At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infants weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first. "That wont work," countered the woman. "Im not the mother, Im the aunt."

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8. Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing?A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

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9. How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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10. Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?A: She threw it off a cliff.

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