Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen werent admitted!

1. Why dont blondes like to make Kool-Aid?They cant get eight cups of water into that little packet.

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2. A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I cant believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"

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3. Q: What do Blondes say after sex?A1: Thanks Guys.A2: Are you boys all in the same band?A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

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4. Q: Whats a blondes favorite color?A: A light shade of clear.

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5. A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesnt serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk said he doesnt serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesnt serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How do you know I am a blonde?"The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"Thats not a TV - its a microwave."

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6. Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!

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7. Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldnt figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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8. Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?A: (Ill tell you tomorrow.)

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9. Q: How do you confuse a blonde?A: You dont. Theyre born that way.

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10. A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature.The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh i know."So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what lookeda bottle. She poured it on the rabit and they bothgot in the car. Suddenly the rabit got up hopped alittle bit and waved, hopped a little and waved,hopped to the top of the hill and waved.Then dissapered over it.The husband just stared at his wife and said "Honey, what did you pour onthat rabit?"His wife just said "Hair Restorer with a permanent wave."

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