Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.

1. When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ?Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row

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2. Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because theyre simple, easy and they taste good.

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3. Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

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4. Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?A. Donut seeds.

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5. Q: Why dont blondes like audio-books?A: There arent any pictures.

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6. Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks."The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks."They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!

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7. Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident?A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out.

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8. I looked into a blondes eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!

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9. Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?A: A vacant posession.

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10. ... Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?A.) Because red means Stop.

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