Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?A: She didnt like it because she couldnt get channel 9.

1. A blonde tried to blow up her husbands car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.

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2. A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

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3. This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!

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4. What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ?A blonde doing cartwheels.

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5. Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?A1: Because they can spell it.A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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6. Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

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7. Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?A: So brunettes can remember them.

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8. Q: How do you confuse a blonde?A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

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9. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.

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10. A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Maam, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?""Why, officer?" asks the blonde."Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed.""Oh my goodness," exclaims the blonde, "I left my baby on the bus!"

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