Q: Why dont blondes eat Jelly?A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

1. Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen werent admitted!

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2. Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months?A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.

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3. Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, "I wonder whether shes a natural blonde or a bleached blonde." Her friend said, "Shes a suicide blonde."The other said, "Suicide blonde? Whats that?"The friend said, "Dyed by her own hand!"

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4. These two blondes walk into a building. Youd think one of them would have seen it.

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5. Q: Why cant blondes put in light bulbs?A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

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6. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

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7. A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, Im so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Maam, thats your air freshener."

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8. Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.

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9. One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money.She saw some kids playing and thought "Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!" So she creeps up and snatches one.So she began to write a note: "I have kidnaped your son and I will give him back if you put 10,000$ on the north side of the tree in the park.Signed Blonde."She sticks the note on the kid and sends himhome. The next day she goes to the north sideof the tree and in a paper bag was 10, 000$.But there was a note inside saying: "How could you do this to a fellow blonde!?!"

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10. Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.

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