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Category:Dentist jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:4 stars     
Views:1075
 
Joke:"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist."Im sorry sir." she replied. "Hes out right now, but...""Thank you," interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"
 
 


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