Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.

1. Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs?A: Its the closest theyll come to a bright idea.

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2. Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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3. A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employees well being, asks sympathetically, "Whats the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "Im terribly sorry to hear that. Why dont you go home for the day... we arent terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly explains, "No, Id be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay

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4. Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!

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5. Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?A: A vacant posession.

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6. I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with.I dyed my hair !

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7. Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?A. Wave at her.

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8. While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not.I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?"The blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate them."

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9. A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, What for? Are you going to set it on fire!

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10. Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.

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