Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldnt figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

1. Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?A: Siamese twins.

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2. I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!

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3. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didnt want to wake the sleeping tablets!

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4. Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself?A: Acupuncture.

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5. How do you kill a blonde?Give them a gun an say it is a blow dryer

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6. Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?The rest are huntn peckers.

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7. Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?A: They both have black roots.

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8. Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident?A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out.

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9. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."The brunette says, "Ive been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.Then, the red head says, "Ive been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.The genie asks, "My dear, whats the matter?"The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

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10. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!

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