A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "Ive got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

1. Q: What is 74 to a blonde?A: 69 plus VAT

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2. Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs?A: Its the closest theyll come to a bright idea.

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3. Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

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4. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.

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5. Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months?A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.

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6. A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/shed been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do you know where you were going?Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad cause all the people were leaving.

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7. A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!". She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "Id like the $99 cruise special, please." The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating. A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special. She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river. Drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks, "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise? The second blonde replies, " They didnt last

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8. A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?Q. They think their picture is being taken.

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9. A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I cant believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"

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10. Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!

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