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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more
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| What is the last thing you eat before you die?You bite the dust.... more
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| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more
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| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more
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| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more
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| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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