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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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| Whats the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? Ones a seedy beast and the others a deceased bee.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied.... more
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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