What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ?A blonde doing cartwheels.

1. Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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2. Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say hi.

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3. One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The trucks driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her whats so funny. The blonde giggled and replied, "When you werent looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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4. Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!

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5. Q. How do blonde brain cells die?A. Alone

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6. Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

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7. A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?Q. They think their picture is being taken.

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8. Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?A. To see what was on the other side.

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9. Q: Why dont blondes like audio-books?A: There arent any pictures.

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10. Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows?A: It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.

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