These two blondes walk into a building. Youd think one of them would have seen it.

1. Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?A: She didnt like it because she couldnt get channel 9.

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2. Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team down below is having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesnt hear anything from the blondes upstairs.She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead. She says, What the hecks goin on up here? Were havin a grand time downstairs!One of the blondes looks up and says,Yeah, but youve got a driver!

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3. Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?A: She threw it off a cliff.

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4. A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it." Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the snow plow got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, Im done with the Wal-Mart lot, now you can follow me over to K-Mart..."

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5. A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic.Her friend asks, "Everything ok with your car now?"The blonde replies, "Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid."

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6. Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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7. Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blondes head?A: A Space Invader.

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8. Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?A: Flattered.

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9. Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?A: Because she loved children.

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10. What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!

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