A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it Curl Up and Dye.

1. Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?A: So they dont get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I dont know?" whenever you ask them a question.

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2. A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, Im so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Maam, thats your air freshener."

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3. Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

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4. Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?A: Because she loved children.

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5. A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens.She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

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6. Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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7. Q: What do Blondes say after sex?A1: Thanks Guys.A2: Are you boys all in the same band?A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

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8. Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

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9. Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs?A: Its the closest theyll come to a bright idea.

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10. A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie."The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"

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