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| Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead ?, I didnt even know he was sick !... more
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| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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| What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really... more
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| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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| What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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