I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with.I dyed my hair !

1. Q: Why didnt the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?A: They couldnt fit a deer into the car.

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2. Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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3. A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones but the blonde refuses. So the stylist takes them off and the blonde collapses to the ground and dies. The stylist picks up the headphones and hears, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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4. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."The brunette says, "Ive been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.Then, the red head says, "Ive been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.The genie asks, "My dear, whats the matter?"The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

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5. Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?A: A thought.

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6. Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

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7. Q: What do you say to a Blonde that wont give in?A: "Have another beer."

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8. A blondes house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yells, "Call 911!"The blonde yells back, "Whats the number?"

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9. Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?A: All you can eat, under a buck.

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10. Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.

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