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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row." Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesnt sound so terrible." Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end."
 
 


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