Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A visitor.

1. Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with forks.

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2. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.

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3. Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.

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4. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?A: She still hasnt gotten all the hair off her tongue.

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5. Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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6. A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesnt serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk said he doesnt serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesnt serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How do you know I am a blonde?"The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"Thats not a TV - its a microwave."

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7. How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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8. Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?

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9. Q: Whats a blondes favourite wine?A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

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10. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before shes too tired to go any farther and drowns. The blonde gets 19 miles away from the deserted island, decides shes too tired to go any farther, and swims all the way back to the deserted island.

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