Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?A: Theyre too hard to peel.

1. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!

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2. A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure," he replies. "Whats the problem?""Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I cant even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "Theres always a picture of what the puzzle is." "Its a big rooster," she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."

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3. Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.

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4. Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it.

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5. In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. "I think Im the smartest woman on earth." "POOF!" She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. p> "I think Im the prettiest woman on earth." "POOF!" She disappears. The blonde goes up. "I think--" "POOF!"

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6. Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?A: She didnt like it because she couldnt get channel 9.

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7. How did the blonde burn her nose?Bobbing for french fries.

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8. Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

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9. Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?A: Her ankles.

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10. Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other?A.) An air mattress.

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