Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?A. She kept throwing out all the Ws.

1. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."The brunette says, "Ive been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.Then, the red head says, "Ive been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.The genie asks, "My dear, whats the matter?"The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

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2. Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldnt figure out who the other mother was.

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3. Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first?A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.

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4. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? Thats where you wash all your vegetables!

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5. Why dont you see blonde pharmacists? They cant get the bottles into the typewriter!

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6. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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7. Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

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8. Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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9. Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One - the rest are all true.

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10. Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!

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