Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

1. Q. How do you drown a blonde?A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

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2. A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we dont sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we dont sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we dont sell to blondes." She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?" "Because that is not a TV, its a microwave."

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3. A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "Ive got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

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4. Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

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5. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine?A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.

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6. Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?A: It is the one with the kickstand.

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7. A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesnt serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk said he doesnt serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesnt serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How do you know I am a blonde?"The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"Thats not a TV - its a microwave."

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8. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?A: She still hasnt gotten all the hair off her tongue.

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9. What is every blondes ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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10. Did you hear about the blonde who put "Sagittarius" at the bottom of application forms where it said "Sign Here".

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