Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?A: Far-from-thinkin

1. Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team down below is having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesnt hear anything from the blondes upstairs.She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead. She says, What the hecks goin on up here? Were havin a grand time downstairs!One of the blondes looks up and says,Yeah, but youve got a driver!

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2. Q.How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?A. 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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3. Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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4. Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

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5. A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time.After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game."Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldnt understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents.""What on earth do you mean???""Well I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was:Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!

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6. Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blondes head?A: A Space Invader.

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7. A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde? Her mother replied, Of couse it is, dear. The next day, the blonde said, I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?Her mother replied, Of course it is dear!The next day the blonde came home from her gymnastics and asked her mother, I have a larger chest then all the kids in my class, do you think its because I am a blonde?Her mother replied, No dear, I think it is because you are eighteen years old."

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8. One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.

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9. Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?They went to see "Closed for Winter".

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10. A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help. "What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me." "Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow."She says, "Its ceramic tile."

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