Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!

1. Q: Why dont blondes eat Jelly?A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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2. Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

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3. Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?She wanted to get a dark tan.

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4. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didnt want to wake the sleeping tablets!

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5. A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employees well being, asks sympathetically, "Whats the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "Im terribly sorry to hear that. Why dont you go home for the day... we arent terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly explains, "No, Id be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay

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6. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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7. What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

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8. Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.

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9. A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But she didnt reach home in the evening and not the next day either. When she finally reached home on the third day, her distraught mother ran and asked her what happened?She got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "These car designers are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!"

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10. A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, Im so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Maam, thats your air freshener."

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