I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!

1. A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?Q. They think their picture is being taken.

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2. A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones but the blonde refuses. So the stylist takes them off and the blonde collapses to the ground and dies. The stylist picks up the headphones and hears, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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3. Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.

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4. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?A: The joystick is wet.

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5. Whats five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!

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6. A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Maam, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?""Why, officer?" asks the blonde."Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed.""Oh my goodness," exclaims the blonde, "I left my baby on the bus!"

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7. Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?A: "Today children, we will learn our ABCs"

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8. Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?A: She drowns it.

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9. A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we dont sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we dont sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we dont sell to blondes." She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?" "Because that is not a TV, its a microwave."

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10. Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A. You can park in the handicap zone.

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