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Category:Cow jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.Farmer: Not bunch, herd.Camper: Heard what?Farmer: Of cows.Camper: Sure Ive heard of cows.Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd.Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!
 
 


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