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| "Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."... more
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| How can you tell if an elephants been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.... more
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| What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!... more
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| Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"... more
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| What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!... more
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| Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. Its a great present but I just cant find t... more
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| Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!... more
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| Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred:... more
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| Good news! Ive been given a goldfish for my birthday. . .the bad news is that I dont get the bowl until my next birthday... more
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| A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.... more
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