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Category:Birthday jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:4 stars     
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Joke:Sams girlfriends birthday was the same day as his fathers. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a pistol. He wrapped the perfume and wrote a note to his girlfriend, saying, Use this all over yourself and think of me. Unfortunately he put the note on his fathers present.
 
 


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