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| Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!... more
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| Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong."Ill never... more
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| Ive been shopping for my wifes birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 2... more
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| "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.I told my computer that today is my birthday,and it said that I needed an... more
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| It was Grandpa Jones 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he manage... more
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| "I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday."... more
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| Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!... more
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| Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!... more
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| Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"... more
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| "Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."... more
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