What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

1. What are the aardvarks favorite Beatles songs?Its Been an Aards Days Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!

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3. Ive got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I dont really know. Ive heard it growling, it doesnt sound very friendly. Does it bite? Thats what I want to find out.

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4. What does the aardvark take sailing?An aard ark!

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5. What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!

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6. What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

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7. What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!

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8. A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. "How much are your aardvarks?" he asked. "Theyre L6 each," came the reply. "Did you raise them yourself?" inquired the man. "Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were only L5 each."

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9. Whos aardvarks favorite male singer?Frank Sinostril!

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10. What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?An aard-shark!

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