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| Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that... more
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| Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other peoples business!... more
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| What are the aardvarks favorite Beatles songs?Its Been an Aards Days Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!... more
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| Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?They can stick to the subject!... more
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| What does the aardvark call his dog?Aard-bark!... more
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| How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!... more
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| Why was Easter the aardvarks favorite holiday?Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!... more
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| How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!... more
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| Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks cant?Aardvarks dont have trunks!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?A guardvark!... more
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