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| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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