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| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more
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| What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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