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| Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Ri... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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